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Albert Einstein Quotes

Albert Einstein
E = M C2

Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

Albert Einstein
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

Albert Einstein
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.

Albert Einstein
Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me.

That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

Albert Einstein
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

Albert Einstein
One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.

Albert Einstein
...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.

Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.

Albert Einstein
A human being is a part of a whole, called by us 'universe', a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.

Albert Einstein, Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Albert Einstein
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein
I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.

Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Albert Einstein
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.

Albert Einstein
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

Albert Einstein
God is subtle but he is not malicious.

Albert Einstein
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Albert Einstein
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

Albert Einstein
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.

Albert Einstein
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Albert Einstein
Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Albert Einstein
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Albert Einstein
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.

Albert Einstein
There are two ways to live your life - one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Albert Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.

Albert Einstein
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

Albert Einstein
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.

Albert Einstein
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.

Albert Einstein
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

Albert Einstein
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.

Albert Einstein
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Albert Einstein
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.

Albert Einstein
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Albert Einstein
Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.

Albert Einstein
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Albert Einstein
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

Albert Einstein
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein
In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.

Albert Einstein
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

Albert Einstein
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

Albert Einstein
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!

Albert Einstein
No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

Albert Einstein
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Albert Einstein
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.

Albert Einstein
The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.

Albert Einstein
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.

Albert Einstein Education Quotes

Albert Einstein
Most teachers waste their time by asking questions which are intended to discover what a pupil does not know, whereas the true art of questioning has for its purpose to discover what the pupil knows or is capable of knowing.

Albert Einstein
Never regard your study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs.

Albert Einstein
Humiliation and mental oppression by ignorant and selfish teachers wreak havoc in the youthful mind that can never be undone and often exert a baleful influence in later life.

Albert Einstein
The aim (of education) must be the training of independently acting and thinking individuals who, however, can see in the service to the community their highest life achievement.

Albert Einstein
Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty.

Albert Einstein
In the teaching of geography and history a sympathetic understanding (should) be fostered for the characteristics of the different peoples of the world, especially for those who we are in the habit of describing as "primitive.

Albert Einstein Intuition Quotes

Albert Einstein
It is better for people to be like the beasts...they should be more intuitive; they should not be too conscious of what they are doing while they are doing it.

Albert Einstein Life Quotes

Albert Einstein
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.

Albert Einstein
The life of the individual has meaning only insofar as it aids in making the life of every living thing nobler and more beautiful. Life is sacred, that is to say, it is the supreme value, to which all other values are subordinate.

Albert Einstein
The most precious things in life are note those one gets for money.

Albert Einstein Peace Quotes

Albert Einstein
He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist.

Albert Einstein
The conscientious objector is a revolutionary. On deciding to disobey the law he sacrifices his personal interests to the most important cause of working for the betterment of society.

Albert Einstein
My pacificism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder of people is disgusting. My attitude is not derived from any intellectual theory but is based on my deepest antipathy to every kind of cruelty and hatred.

Albert Einstein
There are two ways of resisting war: the legal way and the revolutionary way. The legal way involves the offer of alternative service not as a privilege for a few but as a right for all. The revolutionary view involves an uncompromising resistance, with a view to breaking the power of militarism in time of peace or the resources of the state in time of war.

Albert Einstein
It is characteristic of the military mentality that nonhuman factors (atom bombs, strategic bases, weapons of all sorts, the possession of raw materials, etc) are held essential, while the human being, his desires, and thoughts - in short, the psychological factors - are considered as unimportant and secondary...The individual is degraded...to "human materiel.

Albert Einstein
To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder.

Albert Einstein
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.

Albert Einstein
Nationalism, on my opinion, is nothing more than an idealistic rationalization for militarism and aggression.

Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.

Albert Einstein Philosophy Quotes

Albert Einstein
Everything is determined by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.

Albert Einstein Science Quotes

Albert Einstein
After a certain high level of technical skill is achieved, science and art tend to coalesce in esthetics, plasticity, and form. The greatest scientists are always artists as well.

Albert Einstein
You cannot love a car the way you love a horse. The horse brings out human feelings the way machines cannot do. Things like machines may develop or neglect certain things in people ... Machines make our life impersonal and stultify certain elements in us and create an impersonal environment.

Albert Einstein
I believe that the horrifying deterioration in the ethical conduct of people today stems from the mechanization and dehumanization of our lives - the disastrous by-product of the scientific and technical mentality. Nostra culpa. Man grows cold faster than the planet he inhabits.

Albert Einstein
Betterment of conditions the world over is not essentially dependent on scientific knowledge but on the fulfillment of human traditions and ideals.

Albert Einstein Youth Quotes

Albert Einstein
People do not grow old no matter how long we live. We never cease to stand like curious children before the great Mystery into which we were born.

Albert Einstein
I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously.

Other Albert Einstein Quotes

Albert Einstein
Human beings can attain a worthy and harmonious life only if they are able to rid themselves, within the limits of human nature, of the striving for the wish fulfillment of material kinds. The goal is to raise the spiritual values of society.

Albert Einstein
I admit thoughts influence the body.

Albert Einstein
Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this county is closely related with this.

Albert Einstein
I am absolutely convinced that no wealth in the world can help humanity forward, even in the hands of the most devoted worker in this cause. The example of great and pure personages is the only thing that can lead us to find ideas and noble deeds. Money only appeals to selfishness and always irresistibly tempts its owner to abuse it. Can anyone imagine Moses, Jesus or Gandhi with the moneybags of Carnegie?

Albert Einstein
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

Albert Einstein
The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.

Albert Einstein
A photograph never grows old. You and I change, people change all through the months and years but a photograph always remains the same. How nice to look at a photograph of mother or father taken many years ago. You see them as you remember them. But as people live on, they change completely. That is why I think a photograph can be kind.

Albert Einstein
The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent or absorbing positive knowledge.

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celebrity love quotes

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"There is a time for work. And a time for love. That leaves no other time." - Coco Chanel

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
While loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu

"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller

"But you won't need no harem, honey
When I'm by your side
And you won't need no camel, no no
When I take you for a ride" - lyrics to "Midnight at the Oasis" by David Nichtern, sung by Maria Muldaur

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West

"Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases." - Milton Berle

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it." - Lily Tomlin

"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Mark Twain

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with." - Mark Twain

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." - Joanne Woodward

"I am in love - and, my God, it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you, find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already, you are wasting your life." - D. H. Lawrence

"Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it." - Robert Mitchum

"The vulnerability of opening your heart fully and deeply to another is terrifying, but at a point in my 50s, I realized that I had to step up to the plate." - Jane Fonda

"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

"All that you are, all that I owe to you, justifies my love." - Marquis de Lafayette

"Thou art to me a delicious torment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If you would be loved, love and be lovable." - Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac," 1755

"And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make." - John Lennon and Paul McCartney

quotes about finding love

* The One Way Ticket to Love Land: Quotes About Finding Love

True love is so precious that it is said, "If you find true love, make sure you learn to keep it." So, if you have embarked on a treasure hunt to find the perfect love, the following quotes about finding love should direct you in your quest. Khalil Gibran
And think not you can
Direct the course of love,
For love,
If it finds you worthy,
Directs your course.

Anonymous
True love is not something that comes everyday, follow your heart, it knows the right answer.

Mignon McLaughlin
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.

Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Charles du Bos
Love does not care to define and is never in a hurry to do so.

D. H. Lawrence
Those that go searching for love, only manifest their own loveless ness. And the loveless never find love, only the loving find love. And they never have to seek for it.

Anonymous
It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.

Timothy Oliveira
There are two kinds of sparks, the one that goes off with a hitch like a match, but it burns quickly. The other is the kind that needs time, but when the flame strikes... it's eternal, don't forget that.

Werner Erhard
You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from.

Anonymous
Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see.

David Byrne
Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.

Albert Ellis
The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.

Anonymous
It is never too late to fall in love.

Carl Ewald
Take spring when it comes and rejoice. Take happiness when it comes and rejoice. Take love when it comes and rejoice.

Ryan Erickson
The road to finding 'the one' is paved with a bit of promiscuity.

Mark Twain
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Robert Mitchum
Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.

Anonymous
Nothing compares with the finding of true love; because once you do your heart is complete.

Tom Robbins
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

famous funny movie quotations

As a quotation collector, I maintain lists of my favorite quotations on several topics. Given below is the list of my twenty favorite movie quotations. They are an eclectic mix of humor, wit, irony, and wisdom. If you want to recommend some of your favorite movie quotations for this page, fill out the quotations suggestion form.


Jurassic Park
Ian: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

The First Wives Club
Catherine: You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem.

Mission: Impossible
Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.

Jerry Maguire
Jerry: Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure!

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Pee Wee Herman: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back!

L A Story
Harris K. Telemacher: Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please, start talking at the sound of the beep.

Fight Club
Tyler: Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The Matrix
Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.

Antz
Barbatus: Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself.

The Blair Witch Project
Heather: I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them.

When Harry Met Sally
Marie: All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

Last Action Hero
Danny Madigan: Man, are you an idiot. You made the classic movie mistake: don't explain so much!

Con Air
Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?

The X-Files: Fight the Future
Mulder: If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.

Conspiracy Theory
Alice: This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.

The Philadelphia Story
Dexter: I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wifes. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.

Practical Magic
Aunt Frances: My darling girl, when are you going to understand that "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.

Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue.

Jurassic Park
Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

The Waterboy
Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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good movie quotes

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Have you come across a collection of great quotes from movies that make you wonder at the brilliant interplay of words? Here is my collection of what I consider as great quotes from movies. Read on. If you want me to include your favorite movie quotes on this site, please fill out the quotation suggestion form.


Quotes from Movies: I'm The One That I Want
I love my gay male friends but when I was a little girl, I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys. And I am... and I should have been more specific.

Quotes from Movies: Jerry Maguire
Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end of the date like I do.

Quotes from Movies: Julia
Old paint on canvas – as it ages – sometimes becomes transparent. When that happens, it is possible, in some pictures, to see the original lines: a tree will show through a woman's dress, a child makes way for a dog, a large boat is no longer on open sea. That is called pentimento because the painter 'repented,' changed his mind. Perhaps it would be as well to say that the old conception, replaced by a later choice, is a way of seeing and then seeing again.

Quotes from Movies: A League of Their Own
Jimmy: (prayer before the game) Oh, Lord! Hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is – she kept calling your name.

Quotes from Movies: Living Out Loud
I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day, he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him.

Quotes from Movies: Lost and Found
When the phone ain't ringing, that's me not calling.

Quotes from Movies: Love and Death
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates... which means that all men are homosexuals...

Quotes from Movies: Love and Death
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Quotes from Movies: The Matrix
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Quotes from Movies: Miami Rhapsody
Matt: Don't be cynical. Why do you always assume the worst about people?
Gwyn: Statistics.

Movies speak volumes about life. Famous movie quotes etch them in our memories forever. I have a collection of famous movie quotes are picked from famous movies and some obscure movies. These famous movie quotes are masterpieces. You don't need to be a connoisseur to appreciate these famous movie quotes. If you want me to include your favorite movie quotes on this site, please fill out the quotation suggestion form.


Movie Quotes: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
We're talking paranoid delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. Cozy... if you're Hannibal Lecter.

Movie Quotes: Addams Family Values
You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.

Movie Quotes: Addams Family Values
Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait...

Movie Quotes: Airplane
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Movie Quotes: Airplane II: The Sequel
Oveur: Dunn... gentlemen, let's get to work.
Curtz: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Curtz: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Dunn?
Dunn: Yep.
Oveur: Yes, that's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So you see both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Oveur: Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.

Movie Quotes: Aliens
Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

Movie Quotes: American Pie
Jim: She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

Movie Quotes: Animal Crackers
You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you.

Movie Quotes: Animal Crackers
You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open.

Movie Quotes: Antz
I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

Looking for good movie quotes from a selection of good movies? Find them all here. Quotes from good movies and good movie quotes from a vast collection of movies are listed here. If you want me to include your favorite movie quotes on this site, please fill out the quotation suggestion form.


Good Movie Quotes: The Birdcage
Albert: Don't use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Good Movie Quotes: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Where ever you go, there you are.

Good Movie Quotes: A Brady Bunch Movie
When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on them. You're telling on yourself.

Good Movie Quotes: A Brady Bunch Movie
Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?

Good Movie Quotes: Bring It On
Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.

Good Movie Quotes: Bring It On
I'm sexy. I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm pitchin', great hair, the guys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot I'm everything your not, I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school. Who am I, just guess, guys wanna touch my chest, I'm rockin', I smile and many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump, you can look but don't you hump. Woa! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore. We cheer and we lead and we act like we're on speed. Hate us 'coz we're beautiful, but we don't like you either. We're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!

Good Movie Quotes: A Bug's Life
First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.

Good Movie Quotes: Carrington
Lytton Strachey: I tend to be impulsive in these matters... like the time I asked Virginia Wolf to marry me.
Dora Carrington: She turned you down?
Lytton Strachey: No, she accepted. It was ghastly.

Good Movie Quotes: Casablanca
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Good Movie Quotes: Citizen Kane
Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.

Don’t bother reading large lists of famous movie quotes. Here is a collection of select famous movie quotes that will enthrall you. These movie quotes have been selected from a restricted collection of famous movies. Here is a sample from the list of famous movie quotes: "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage." If you want me to include your favorite movie quotes on this site, please fill out the quotation suggestion form.


Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage

Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Col. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women's?

Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Wadsworth: ... But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job, he was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Mrs. White: We had had a very humiliating public confrontation, he was deranged, lunatic. He didn't actually seem to like me very much... he had threatened to kill me in public.
Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
Miss Scarlet: Oh. And was that his final word on the matter?
Mrs. White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?

Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Wadsworth: I was in the hall. I know, because I was there.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Col. Mustard: How did you know that?
Wadsworth: Can you keep a secret?
Col. Mustard: Yes.
Wadsworth: So can I.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clue
Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!
Miss White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
Cher: Would you say I'm selfish?
Dionne: No... not to your face.

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Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school; the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. He's so good he gets paid five hundred dollars an hour just to fight with people, but he fights with me for free 'cause I'm his daughter.

Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?

Famous Movie Quotes: Clueless
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Dionne: the PC term is hymenally challenged.
Cher: I just want to be absolutely sure! I mean, you see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet!

Famous Movie Quotes: Coneheads
Neighbor: All men are pigs!
Prymaat: Ah, pigs: an omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate that defecates the same place it consumes.
Neighbor: Exactly!

Famous Movie Quotes: Deconstructing Harry
The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'it's benign.'

Famous Movie Quotes: Dude, Where's My Car?
Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Famous Movie Quotes: Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?
Waiter: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm... that does sound good.

Famous Movie Quotes: Dumb & Dumber
She wrote me a 'john-deere' letter... something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention.

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Fight Club
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

The Flintstones
Betty: Wilma how did you get rid of ring around the collar?
Wilma: I just started washing Fred's neck.

Heathers
Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.

Heathers
Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...
JD: There are no stupid questions.
Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!

Heathers
I was impressed to see that she made proper use of the word 'myriad' in her suicide note.

Heathers
My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Heathers
Veronica: I just killed my best friend.
JD: Worst enemy.
Veronica: Same difference.

Heathers
Veronica: Why are you such a bitch, Heather?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

Hijacking Hollywood
Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas
One man's compost is another man's potpourri.

A good script leads to memorable movie quotations. I have found that movies with good lines remain etched in people's memories. Read this exclusive collection of movie quotations and see if you agree.

My Best Friend's Wedding
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

Paper Moon
I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is... scruples?
No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!

The Piano
One day, when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice; nor did they stop as the rain began to fall – and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet, a great bolt of lighting came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch. And at the same moment... my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! She never spoke another word...

The Saint
The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed.

Shrek
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man! There were some gases leaking outta my butt that day!

Spaceballs
Dark Helmet: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.

Steel Magnolias
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special...

Thelma & Louise
You get what you settle for...

Wizard of Oz
Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

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Movie quotes can bring memories flooding back. If you are in search for the best movie quotes, you are at the right place. I have collected the very best movie quotes on this page. These quotations swept me off my feet.

Gone With the Wind
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Jerry Maguire
You had me at hello.

Network
Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
How to deal with death is at least as important as how to deal with life.

Star Wars
May the force be with you!

Steel Magnolias
Smile, it enhances your face value.

The Sixth Sense
I see dead people.

Taxi Driver
You talkin' to me?

Terminator
I'll be back.

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family guy quotes

Famous "Family Guy" Quotes That Will Set You Roaring With Laughter

Find the best of Family Guy quotes on this page. If you have watched Family Guy, the movie, you will thoroughly enjoy this set of famous Family Guy quotes.

  • Lois Griffin: Peter! You're bribing your daughter with a car?
    Peter Griffin: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?

  • Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
    Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

  • Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!
    Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

  • Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
    Death: Well that would just leave England.

  • Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

  • Do these huggies make my ass look big?

  • Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.

  • OH! mmm yes oh god this is better than SEX!

  • Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

  • Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
    Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

  • Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.

  • Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
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Family Guy Quotes
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

Family Guy Quotes
Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

Family Guy Quotes
Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

Family Guy Quotes
Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.

Family Guy Quotes
Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on Dateline where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside, they're dead. And that'll be our lives.

Family Guy Quotes
Well, as I always say, a family of freaks is better than no family at all.

Family Guy Quotes
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family.

Family Guy Quotes
You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Family Guy Quotes
Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Family Guy Quotes
I don't want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying things like 'I told you so' or 'Stop doing that I'm asleep'.

Family Guy Quotes
For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny!

If you are a fan of Family Guy you are surely looking for funny Family Guy quotes. So here is a dose of quotes that are a riot.

  • Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
    Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
    Chris Griffin: UPN?

  • Oh, I must give you my e-mail address. It's loismustdie@yahoo.com.

  • Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

  • Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of active grenades!

  • This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

  • Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.

  • Greg, I'm afraid you've earned four hours in the snake pit as punishment. And Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire.

  • Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!

  • I only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

  • Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.

  • Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.